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The Sex% speedrun category continues to get faster.

Lae'zal has some serious issues to work out.

You ain't lying. She took her first run at my character and yikes, she is thirsty. I was genuinely uncomfortable.

Found out githyanki are oviparous. Not unnaturally my character wanted to know how this was (given that female githyanki have breasts). Lae'zal said it happened after they were liberated from the illithids and yikes, indeed. Their queen decides who will be egg-layers, when, and how many, and the searing contempt with which Lae'zal speaks of "imagine not being able to enjoy the pleasures of sex without having to bear children" is really off-putting. I think even if you're pro-sex is for fun and pro-contraception etc., she comes on strong.

She would definitely be a member of the childfree sites online and would regularly post about breeders and crotch goblins and how disgusting the entire notion of "children" is.

Oh my goodness 🤣

Meanwhile, Shadowheart keeps trying to get into my (Astarion's) pants even though I keep telling her I'd rather we stay just friends, and Gale who (by the estimation I've formed of his character so far) is a total slut tells me that we're not yet friendly enough for that level of intimacy.

Looks like I'll be spending my nights chastely and if I wanted to get some, I should have rolled up a githyanki character. Who knew they were the sex-maniac species of the game? Though yeah, I have also been fending off Lae'zal because uh, well, she's inclined to be a bit too quick off the trigger about holding a sword to my throat and assuring me she'll make it fast, I won't feel a thing.

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I don't mind her features, it took me a little while to get used to them, but now she just looks to me like she has a chimpanzee face or something. She's normal for her species.

Though since I'm not interested in banging a chimpanzee, that may be part of why I'm "thanks but no thanks" to her 😁 The githyanki do get the short end of the stick in being "species that you wouldn't mind if they collectively fell off a cliff". Even though she's a good fighter, I'm still "nah you stay back at camp" because she's just too irritating to deal with in the party.