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Friday Fun Thread for October 27, 2023

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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SBF has decided to take the stand in his own defense. I haven't been following the trial much (federal courts do not allow cameras in the courtroom), but this seems like a big mistake. Dude couldn't handle a Twitter space with Coffeezilla. How is he supposed to handle a federal prosecutor on cross-examination?

There's no way his lawyer advised him to do this, but he does have a constitutional right to present evidence in his own defense, and nobody - not even his own lawyer - can stop him from going up there and telling "his truth."

I expect some hilarious quotes on Twitter by the end of the day.

Matt Levine makes the point that basically the prosecution has already made a devastating case against him, so while it's a long shot his only hope at the moment is some variant of 'charm the jury' -- so testifying makes a certain kind of sense. Not sure whether things can get substantially worse for him, but I'm definitely looking forward to his answers to certain obvious questions.