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Friday Fun Thread for April 12, 2024

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(1) Buy an ordinary fuel-efficient hatchback

(2) Have a body shop cut out the back half of the passenger compartment and weld the rest of the car back together

(3) Get a super-fuel-efficient two-seat car

Real-life example (pre-modification fuel-economy comparison)

Would you do it?

Absolutely not, because although I'm not a car nut in the least, I still want a ride that won't scare the hoes.

based af. I myself would not do this, either I can afford an aston martin vantage in the future or I drive a hatch in shame when hoes are around, no point in making my hatch into a hackjob vantage.

It's going to be 7+ years till I have the dough for an Aston Martin, and by then it'll drive itself lol.

But yeah, that thing is an abomination, and I wonder if it even delivers on its promises. I'd rather import one of those toy Japanese cars if I'm that crazy about fuel economy.

I hope I can own one in like 3. But girls do not care about bad cars, they are not actively repulsed by the car but you being insecure about the car. Sure driving an Aston Martin (future me, please get your startup to a point where you drive one) will add a lot but driving a bad car is not a complete deal breaker in most cases, though if you feel insecure about it, it will tank your chances. Plus I can get away with it since I am 23 (almost 24 now) and do not visit nightclubs, in case I do get money soon, I would just stick to cabs, problem solved.

An AM is frankly excessive unless you're trying to pickup supermodels or the daughters of multimillionaires (in USD). Even a humble BMW will more than suffice for signalling purposes after one point, it's not like most girls have the prices and desirability of cars memorized right?