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Overheard at my hospital:
Senior psychiatrist, about 15 years older than me- "I need to get a breast reduction done, look at me, I'm tiny, and I swear a third of my weight is up here."
Then she went on about how it wouldn't be covered by the NHS, and it would ludicrously expensive to get done privately here, hence her plan to fly in to Turkey and get cut down to size there.
The shame! The squandering of God-given gifts! An imminent call for a diagnosis of severe body dysmorphia with threat of self-mutilation requiring involuntary commitment! A man can only sigh and pour one out.
Usually they just need to lose weight.
It's mostly because women hate women with big boobs. Really hate.
The maths is easy - huge boobs are very rare, but their appeal is substantial. About a third of men have a straight out mentality of 'the bigger the better', so the 1 in 30 woman with huge ones has a big edge. There's also some back pain but nothing 20 minutes of exercise a week wouldn't fix.
I saw a breakdown on this where they showed some pictures of women and asked men what they preferred. The sizes were something like this:
DD cup was the most popular size, followed by the super big unnatural size.
And that's why the most popular size for women who get implants is 300-400 mL per breast – about the size of a softball. Ouch.
As you can imagine, it's a class thing, with lower class men preferring the largest breasts.
But do lower class men actually like larger breasts more than upper class men, or are upper class men just more sensitive to appearing vulgar and crass and temper/moderate their responses? What do you think of the boobs vs butts phenomenon where the map of global preferences looks suspiciously like an IQ map? And Jewish women being known for their breasts?
I haven't really heard this before outside of "khazar milkers"-posting.
Really? My friend (now a Republican state senator lol) and I were joking about "jewbs" all the time in high school in 2006. Granted about half the girls in our school were Jewish so we may have been in an usual situation...
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