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Friday Fun Thread for August 8, 2025

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I saw a viral tweet this week of white guys doing roofing work, and I couldn't get the glaring OSHA violations out of my mind.

Of course, the dirty little secret is that basically no roofing company is compliant, but these guys aren't even trying.

The roofing guys are insane, I've seen a roofer dismantle and rebuild a wooden rooftop freehand just balancing on a wall walking around with NO harness or anything, they seemed to just not care.

Framers do the same thing setting trusses, when nobody's looking -- it's pretty safe actually, and when you think about it there's not really a useful place to anchor a harness at this stage of construction.

My dad used to tell me that when he worked as a roofer, he was told "If you fall, you're fired before you hit the ground."

When I worked with him, it wasn't roofing, but we occasionally had to go up on high places, and the things he would do absolutely horrified my acrophobic ass. I'm talking ladder propped up on top of a ladder on top of a slanted second story roof. Zero safety precautions.

I don't see any exposed flame near the flag. That's the only potential issue, if the queens don't stop grinding on each other.

Holy fucking shit

Right as I write, one of them mentions that the fluorescent lights are heating up the drinks to unpleasant levels. Time to call the fire department, or the police, due to impersonation of Royalty.