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Friday Fun Thread for November 28, 2025

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Young masters! This week, my tireless solitary cultivation was disrupted by an unexpected qi deviation; it seems the ambient Fieryheart Miasma I had carelessly suppressed before chose this inconvenient time to manifest as a physical tribulation. Alas, my grasp of the dao proved insufficient to halt this invasion. No choice had been left to me but to descend from the mountain of daily toil and enter a healing trance, conserving my strength and consuming lots of ibuprofen Five-element Spirit Suppression Pills prescribed to me by my faithful healer. Until my qi is once again flowing freely as a shallow stream, I have chosen to meditate; as I did, a new frontier has opened itself to me, and from my ailing body I released my unyielding spirit to roam the rivers and lakes of the jianghu.

...This is a long way of saying I came down with a fever and put some suddenly-freed time into Where Winds Meet this week. This game is... weird; part Genshin, part MMO, part Elden Ring, and ALL wuxia, painfully so. I was always an uncultured gweilo with no experience of cultivationslop and weak understanding of dao, initially skipping most of the dialogue due to chatbot PTSD and inability to differentiate Chinese names, they blend together way too much, I am already bad with names my entire life but god damn Chinese names are on another level. It's also not really an MMO as I'd expected it to be, the solo mode is entirely playable as a proper game, and the core game itself is quite literally Chinese Skyrim x Elden Ring with a dash of Sekiro, with all that entails.

Despite the uh, novel (for me personally) setting, I am very impressed with this game so far, and it blows my mind that AFAICT almost no attempts at marketing the global launch were made (this game is apparently out in China for like a year already), and I learned of this game entirely at random from the usual suspects. This is absolutely an AAA-tier game (in fact calling it AAA almost insults it, Western AAAslop wishes it had this level of pure sovl) that is incredible graphics-wise and completely free to actually play, monetized entirely through battle passes and boatloads of cosmetics as Asian MMOs are wont to do.

A big draw of this game is IMO the combat, the Elden Ring/Sekiro comparison above is not an exaggeration. You can choose difficulty for single-player at the start, and being the "god gamer" I am I chose Legend difficulty, which juices up enemy hp/posture bars and damage; you can also adjust difficulty as you go, but once you lower the difficulty from Legend, you can never return to it again, and the flaming-red HP bar and little neuron activation badge counting how many bosses you killed on Legend are stripped from you in disgrace. It was not too bad over the course of the campaign, the high damage incentivizes you to actually git gud with Sekiro-style deflections, but eventually one of the chapter-end bosses filtered me hard; after 2-3 hours I kowtowed in shame, swallowing my pride and switching down to Expert just to get an actual chance (and progress the story at all). It became painfully apparent that I am but a carp that thinks himself a dragon, yet cannot fight against the stream. This junior is still leagues away from Mt. Tai.

In hindsight I might've gotten overleveled and scaled the world too hard (which you can roll back but it only occurred to me after accepting my defeat), you're probably not supposed to be 52/55 at the end of Qinghe, but monkey see side quest, monkey do, main story who? Just like Skyrim and its ilk I spent like 80% of the time getting distracted and doing random side shit, and boy there is a lot of side shit. If Kaifeng was not gated by MSQ I might not have ever bothered with it, though I must note that the final chapter of the first area is absolute xinema from start to finish and I regret nothing. I think I'm starting to get the appeal of hilariously over-the-top powerscaling and aesthetic overload, might actually pick up a novel at this rate.

I have not tried PVP but it exists, I hear you can even get invaded if you have a bounty on your head, but this young master is an upstanding citizen. Looking forward to trying raids and dungeons with pugs, it's been a long time since I last raged at DPS retards from the backline.

Anecdotes in no particular order as I flip through my screenshots folder:

  • the character creator is extremely well made, always a plus for online games; there's even a gallery of presets for bishies/jade beauties shared by players, first time I see this feature
  • kowtowing is used as a quest mechanic at one point
  • most everything plot-related has a comment section for some fucking reason (context: Ruby is the Paimon of this game)
  • Fromsoft-style player messages never fail to amuse, great feature
  • NPCs dispense incredibly deep pieces of wisdom, as per custom
  • inspecting a goose reveals its martial rating as 9999, and there is an actual boss goose that fucks you up and cannot be damaged, at least I couldn't; eventually I figured out the only way to beat him is to freeze his meridians and yeet him into the river with Tai Chi (this vaguely feels like some novel reference)
  • a line of half-naked people ran past me and I was magically pulled in line (and stripped of clothes) along with them, and shouting slogans in time as you run gives you stat bonuses; this is also a multiplayer mechanic
  • you heal people's illnesses by playing literally Slay the Spire against the illness itself (speechcraft version); my deckbuilding 'tism is very pleased
  • mahjong, of course
  • I got ULTIMATE JIANGHU SECRETS from some random quest, reading which was so cringe it gave my character spiritual AIDS
  • scathing commentary on the 2025 job market and medical practice
  • there is an achievement and a title for spending 160 real time hours in prison
  • 10th-century-Chinese Tinder: you send a message into the aether and get random messages in turn (though the English implementation is uh, untested, I imagine 65 characters is enough for a three-part novel in Chinese but here even pre-generated messages get cut off)
  • a rough implementation of chatbots into NPCs, you can chat with them and gaslight them into raising their affection value so you can get free shit. Not super impressive but at least it's a start? I haven't tried molesting them yet but 4chan provides (this villain was later summarily punished for his crimes; truly there is justice in the jianghu)

TL;DR even as an uncultured gweilo I kowtow before the sheer magnitude of unadulterated SOVL put into this game. From how this game blindsided me, I expect the enjoyment goes up tenfold if you're actually into wuxia/xianxia; I heartily recommend it to others with a passing interest/literacy in the subject, and just straight up ping @self_made_human @sodiummuffin. My only complaints so far are no staff/unarmed weapon style (like really, I can't beat ass with a stick or throw hands in a game entirely about martial arts?) and the horrendous mess of an UI, navigating the menu hell is still far from instinctive even after ~20 hours in the game.

If any mottizens play this my UID is 2038686834, ask for "Skysong" Xian.

..can you play the game without the character looking ridiculous bc of wearing weird clothing with tons of ribbons and shit?

There is clothing with very few ribbons and shit, although perhaps not available immediately.