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PaperclipPerfector  22hr ago (text post)   821 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for February 13, 2026

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oranges obviously are far more convenient to eat if you don't have access to a knife

A knife? Why on earth do you need a knife to eat an apple?

Eat the whole damn thing, core and all! (You have my permission to throw away the stem)

Eat the whole damn thing, core and all!

This is the way. Never understood people that need to do complex manipulation with an apple before eating it. Just dig in! You can spit out the seeds if you're inclined too, and the stem is useful for holding it, but otherwise it all goes in.

Of all my time on the motte and its predecessors it is this thread that most makes me feel like i'm living in a different world from some of you.

Normally one doesn't, but it can happen. My front teeth are in pretty rough shape from a great deal of neglect in my 20s, such that my dentist has warned me it's possible the teeth could break off entirely if I'm not careful. I don't wish to play with fire, so I wouldn't bite into an apple at this point. But in general I agree with you that there's not a need to cut apples to eat them.

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