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Friday Fun Thread for April 10, 2026

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It's been a decade since I last played Stellaris, but this is still stuck in my craw. When a fleet sent to annihilate a civilization of dozens of stars gets stopped by neobarbs who just reached the orbit of their planet and promptly declared their space off limits, it should not be the only two options to abandon the plan or to exterminate the neobarbs. That's not how any of it works.

The only way I can play Stellaris is as a determined exterminator (not sure if that is the right term, but they are at perma war with everyone). Just feels like all the diplomacy and niceties in the game are unrealistic. I should set one up where all civs are determined exterminators

As an avid stellaris player, i’m not even sure what you are talking about…

Military access through an extremely weak third party.

Did Cetus 4.3 remove military access requests? They used to exist, as did the ability to threaten AIs when you were a lot stronger than them. I don't do as much map painting these days because it gets tedious fast.

Well, Stellaris is no simulation. It's a narrative-focused RPG dressed up as a 4X / Grand Strategy game, neither of which it really acts like.

This is no defense, because Narrative Role Playing Game forcing utterly moronic Narrative Roles is even worse.