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PaperclipPerfector  2mo ago (text post)   2758 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for May 29, 2026

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There's talk in the main thread about the Trump $250. I think we do need some larger bills. I'd suggest Nixon rather than Trump. Not only is he properly deceased, since many of our bills have a building on the reverse, it designs itself: The Watergate Hotel.

My wife suggests we have a bill containing a montage of some of the more obscure Presidents -- Tyler, Taylor, Polk, etc. She also thought we should put some women on. Obviously Susan Anthony and some of the others are way overdone. We came up with Sally Ride (the astronaut), and Carrie Nation -- presumably the front would be her famous hatchet pic, and the back would depict a busted-up saloon.

A truly ostentatious change would be to make the $250 bill orange instead of green.

There's even precedent

I'd be fine with Nixon on the $250. The Tricky Dick 2-fiddy.

montage of some of the more obscure Presidents -- Tyler, Taylor, Polk

Fun fact about Tyler: his last living grandson died in 2025.

It's not printed anymore, but Grover Cleveland was on the $1,000 bill.

I don't think Cleveland is obscure enough for the montage anyway; he's gotten some slight recent attention for being the first president with discontinuous terms. The guy in the middle (Benjamin Harrison) counts, though.

Lovable, furry old Grover Cleveland, yeah.

I'd suggest Nixon rather than Trump. Not only is he properly deceased

Habesne corpus? I expect that he shall return in time, or at least his jarréd head, propelled along by the headless Body of Agnew, when his people need him most.

Come, Lord Nixon, come.

My wife suggests we have a bill containing a montage of some of the more obscure Presidents -- Tyler, Taylor, Polk, etc.

"Yeah don't worry if you haven't heard of him; he's one of them montage presidents."

She also thought we should put some women on

Strongly against, on principle.

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