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Friday Fun Thread for September 11, 2026

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OpenAI is name-mogging Anthropic.

It wasn't too long ago that the reverse was true. With OpenAI you had models like "text-davinci-003", "GPT-4o mini" and "o1-preview". And their flagship product, ChatGPT, was created by accident with an accidental name as well.

Meanwhile with Anthropic, you had "Opus", "Sonnet", and "Haiku", fun and illustrative words to demonstrate the sizes of the different models. They obviously missed an opportunity to create a porn-centric "Limerick" model, but we can't really fault them for that. Anthropic's nominative dominance peaked earlier this year with the release of "Mythos", a model which was so powerful they had to hold it back for testing, not because of lack of compute, never that, but because of the extreme danger such a powerful, nay Mythical, model might pose to humanity. Sadly, you didn't get to use Mythos. Instead you got a version called Fable, which is like a bedtime story for children. Don't act out though, because if you say the naughty words, you get downgraded to Opus, which is now considered trash.

OpenAI meanwhile got its mojo back with its 5.6 models, named "Luna", "Terra", and "Sol" model. Okay, obviously they are stealing Anthropic's small, normal, big convention but this naming scheme has legs. That was demonstrated when they released GPT-6 "Astra". Now that's a frickin' cool name.

Rumor is the next version will be called "Aeon", which is a step backward in my book, but they've got some potential big guns to release in the future. GPT 7 – "Nova". GPT 7.1 - "Supernova". They're unlikely to use "Galaxy" due to the Samsung connection, but your own personal bot swarm might be GPT 7.2 - "Constellation". All of this sets the stage for the final hurrah GPT 8 - "Light Cone".

Anthropic's IPO is on the rocks. What can they do to reclaim nominative dominance?

Rumor is the next version will be called "Aeon", which is a step backward in my book

To be followed by the Demiurge model? I'm not sure I like where this is heading.

Sorry, but Astra isn't a good name. It just means "star". We've got Sol already.

Astra is a cool name but it does create the risk of #asstra when they nerf it.

We’ve got Sol already.

If it ever asks you to authenticate.

Having any non-Sol star within your grasp is obviously cooler than just Sol.

I hate to over-explain, but the luna/terra/sol name ladder is not in order of how easy it is to grasp.

>OpenAI
>Models aren't open

>Anthropic

>Wants to end the human era on Earth

>X AI
>does nothing

Well, I guess this checks out at least

I'mma let you finish, but Misstral / Mistrial has the most useless AI product of all time.