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PaperclipPerfector  7mo ago (text post)   4739 thread views

Small-Scale Question Sunday for September 24, 2023

Do you have a dumb question that you're kind of embarrassed to ask in the main thread? Is there something you're just not sure about?

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How do people with long nails wipe their butts?

Most nail salons include a complementary colostomy bag on the way out the door.

That’s the neat part, they don’t.

They can just scrape off the lingering material with their long nails. It’s like having seashells on you at all times.

Serious answer: they wrap huge volumes of toilet paper around their hands, keeping the nails and hand straight (like you're going in for a handshake, except with the palm facing upward) and use a folded-in thumb to hold down the wad of paper / stop it unravelling, then they 'swipe' motion to wipe.

You always deliver quality content, 2rafa, even it's literal shitposting.

I used to date a goth girl with long black nails. A friend with a crass sense of humor asked her that very question directly, but she laughed it off, so I never learned the secret.

She laughed it off because she didn’t want to divulge the secret that cute girls don’t poop.

Wadding toilet paper.

They use a bidet.

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