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Friday Fun Thread for March 22, 2024

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The recent attack on Moscow has me thinking: the best anti-terrorism measures against Islamic terrorism is to do everything possible to make the terrorist an apostate, and then to record him stating his apostasy without duress. This is the only thing that would fully counteract the motivation to commit terrorism; the terrorist is motivated by a reward from god, but apostasy is an inexcusable sin. This, more than any physical retaliation or sentence, would make a Muslim terrorist afraid to commit terrorism in your country.

This wouldn’t be a real disincentive since he and his guys would know he was being coerced or tortured into it, in which case the punishment from God presumably wouldn’t apply.

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without duress

Plenty of ways to genuinely convert an unintelligent terrorist.

True, but his buddies back home are going to think he was tortured into the video of him hosting Dancing with the Stars even if he did so voluntarily.

I've often thought part of it is staying up all night getting wound up on tea and tobacco while being sexually frustrated. If we were able to flood their countries with alcohol, downers, weed and junk food I think it would stop most of it. Add in a better f2m sex ratio and you got yourself a stew going.

So you need to capture him, addict him to drugs and then coerce him via withdrawal into eating pork, renouncing Islam and so on - and then kill him?

Don't know if that would work, you'd probably get fatwa'd and bring down more lethal attacks, perhaps with an emphasis on suicide-bombing. I favour the Polish/Japanese solution of not having Muslims in your country.