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Wellness Wednesday for June 11, 2025

The Wednesday Wellness threads are meant to encourage users to ask for and provide advice and motivation to improve their lives. It isn't intended as a 'containment thread' and any content which could go here could instead be posted in its own thread. You could post:

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I'm looking for advice on how to fake being a football fan.

I call myself a fan of Arsenal because, when I played Fifa 2001, I'd end up picking them because I thought the cannon on their flag looked sick. I'm reliably told that they peaked right about then, and I've had decent mileage telling people I stan Arsenal because then they give me pitying looks and don't ask followup questions.

Courtesy of drinking at Scottish pubs, I feel at risk of more detailed grilling, and I want to get better adaptive camouflage. So far, I've come up with:

"What was the coach even thinking?" and "They keep trying to walk it in this year", but I'd appreciate more personalized advice to shake the trail.

Watch real football.

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I found out recently that Google Translate, when translating from English to Japanese, will translate "gooner" to "Arsenal fan", no matter the context. I know what you're really doing by being an Arsenal fan.

If Gooning is wrong, I don't want to be right. A man needs to put his balls in a net from time to time.

Be less of a wanker, not more. Throw away the football shoes. Don't try to fake being something you're not. You'll be sniffed out easily.

If you couldn't tell, this was a joke.

Seemed only half jokey to me because I've seen those fakers IRL, even for something as lame as being a football fan.

Apologies. I'm sleep deprived.

Just casually stalk the subreddit. That'll expose you to some discussion points to start up, and people love nothing more than a chance to tell you why you're wrong - especially if you spin yourself as a foreigner who is willing to take the wisdom of the locals.

Bruh!!! Learn the foot. Or look around conspiratorially and go "secretly I like cricket more." Likely they will go "gasp, cricket, how awful" and ask no further questions.

Are you 100% sure that approach would work in the UK? They're almost as nerdy about cricket as Indians are!

I refuse to believe anyone would like cricket. REFUSE.

It boggles my mind too. It's one of the few sports where the spectators get more of a workout than the players.