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Friday Fun Thread for March 6, 2026

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My wife, having finished bearing and nursing kids, just had a breast reduction and she's spending the night at an Airbnb with her mom so that the kids don't crawl all over her.

It was quite necessary. They were huge to the point of causing back pain and impeding exercise and just being a bummer. It'll be about 6 weeks before she can resume normal life, but she'll be back home in a few days.

Anyway, what can I text her besides "send nudes"?

For my own wife, breast reduction came naturally after a short time post-nursing. Obviously this must have been accounted for? You mention the kids crawling all over her though suggesting they're quite young.

I've had at least 3 women I've been in relationships with complain about the inconveniences associated with big breasts and their plans of getting a breast reduction at some point. I was never very happy about that prospect, and I offered to carry them in my palms to help relieve the burden. For some reason, they never were as keen on taking up that offer as I was extending it.

You have my condolences.

For some reason, they never were as keen on taking up that offer as I was extending it.

women, who understands them?

I expose my counter-signaling gay elite taste (as per the Evil Vizier blog) by saying this, but medium and below is the patrician's choice, primarily because of self-sufficiency regarding support and longevity.

How dynamic was the sizing? My wife's shrunk quite a bit a few months after nursing, it's a huge range.

They shrank like, 10% after she stopped nursing. Still enormous.

Damn the human body is so dynamic. It's 85% or so for my lady, she's very self conscious of the difference and the fact that they expanded so much the skin has stretched.

They were on the big side but, like, almost okay after the first two kids. But the third kid sent them into the next dimension.

Why 6 weeks? Are the scars huge?

Her surgeon suggested a full six weeks before she can resume 100% of activities, though can function as an independent adult after 1-2.

My condolences.

/s hope she makes a full recovery

If you don't mind, update me on how it goes. I strongly suspect that Mrs FiveHour is going to be on a similar track, long before pregnancy she was on a strict yoga regimen to avoid back pain from her tig ol bitties.

ETA: Asked Mrs. FiveHour, she said to emphasize how natural they look when you do see them.

Oh, good idea Mrs FiveHour! I thought her surgeon did an amazing job but I'll be sure to let Mrs Analog know since I'm sure her mind will wonder anyway.

I see this is the bragging corner of the Motte ;-)

The least of the things I would brag about regarding Mrs. FiveHour. By far the greatest blessing in my life. Though, also, yeah, I'd brag about it.

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