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PaperclipPerfector  9hr ago (text post)   330 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for March 27, 2026

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Premise: The point of posting on an online forum is to accumulate prestige—upvotes on Reddit-based websites, reaction points on XenForo-based websites, etc.

Problem: This website does not list your upvote total on your profile. How are people supposed to determine who the most prestigious users are?

Solution: This website does list your follower count on your profile. In theory, following a user gives you an alert whenever that user makes a standalone post (not a comment). However, in practice, nobody actually makes standalone posts on this website, so following a user has no effect other than increasing that user's prestige. Therefore, follower count can be used as a yardstick to measure a user's prestige.

Making a fancy program to scrape everybody's profile and make a list of all users sortable by follower count is left as an exercise to the reader.

(This is approximately half a joke.)

I am once again asking for your cool house designs. If you think my designs are stupid, why haven't you drawn any better ones? 🫵🫵🫵*

I use QCAD for my drawings, but you don't need to be a CAD aficionado in order to draw a floor plan that consists of nothing but rectangles. GIMP (at 6 inches per pixel if you're feeling lazy or 1.5 inches per pixel if you're feeling exact), or a pencil on a Post-It Note, works nearly as well.

You don't need to be a lawyer in order to understand the relevant building codes (1 2 3), either. Walls are 4.5 inches thick, floors are something like 9 feet apart, doors are 32 (normal) or 36 (accessible) inches wide, stairways have 10-inch treads and 7.75-inch risers, one window in each bedroom has a 20″×24″, 5-ft2 opening 44 inches from the floor so that you can clamber out of it in an emergency, blah blah blah. Once you've drawn a few floor plans you'll memorize the most relevant stuff.

*These three characters are "index pointing at the viewer" emojis. However, they unfortunately show up only as "this character is missing from your browser's font" boxes on my screen.

Speaking of building codes, here are some interesting definitions from the IPMC (International Property Maintenance Code).

  • Dwelling unit: Must include provisions for sleeping, living, eating, cooking, and sanitation. (Total: 5)

  • Housekeeping unit: Must include provisions for sleeping, living, eating, and cooking. Must not include provisions for sanitation. (Total: 4)

  • Sleeping unit: Must include provisions for sleeping. Must not include provisions for both cooking and sanitation (but may include provisions for only one of them, or for living or eating). (Total: 1–4)

  • Rooming unit: Must include provisions for sleeping and/or living. Must not include provisions for cooking. (Total: 1–4)

Obviously, in addition to the five uses enumerated above, many dwelling units also include provisions for circulation, laundry, utilities/mechanical/water heating, and storage.

  • Sleeping: Bedroom

  • Living: Living room

  • Eating: Dining room

  • Cooking: Kitchen

  • Sanitation: Bathroom

  • Circulation: Corridor

  • Laundry: Laundry room

  • Utilities/mechanical/water heating: Utility room

  • Storage: Closet

Top followers exists, at least for mods. I can't tell if other people have access to the users page.

Top by followers

Name Followers

1 DaseindustriesLtd 77 2 FCfromSSC 35 3 2rafa 24 4 doglatine 20 5 KulakRevolt 20 6 SecureSignals 19 7 TracingWoodgrains 18 8 FiveHourMarathon 17 9 ZorbaTHut 16 10 Dean 15 11 self_made_human 15 12 ymeskhout 14 13 ScottA 14 14 gattsuru 13 15 naraburns 11 16 cjet79 11 17 HlynkaCG 11 18 JTarrou 11 19 Sloot 10 20 Hoffmeister25 10 21 coffee_enjoyer 10 22 Amadan 10 23 Chrisprattalpharaptor 9 24 netstack 9 25 Stefferi 9

Properly formatted:

PositionNameFollowers
1DaseindustriesLtd77
2FCfromSSC35
32rafa24
4doglatine20
5KulakRevolt20
6SecureSignals19
7TracingWoodgrains18
8FiveHourMarathon17
9ZorbaTHut16
10Dean15
11self_made_human15
12ymeskhout14
13ScottA14
14gattsuru13
15naraburns11
16cjet7911
17HlynkaCG11
18JTarrou11
19Sloot10
20Hoffmeister2510
21coffee_enjoyer10
22Amadan10
23Chrisprattalpharaptor9
24netstack9
25Stefferi9

I've found SweetHome3d helpful for doing layout and design work at the casual level. Unfortunately, I've only really used it for remodeling work or fooling around with a hypothetical hyperefficiency tiny home, so don't have any interesting outputs. Even in Minecraft, I've got a bad tendency toward the 'giant open cube' design mode that'd be absolutely abominable to live in.

If you think my designs are stupid, why haven't you drawn any better ones

Because perfection has already been achieved

50/50 on whether it was gonna be that or the Groverhaus

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