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Small-Scale Question Sunday for May 31, 2026

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When a gay couple has a baby, how rude is it to ask which one is the biological parent?

I think it depends how phrase it and how well you know the couple. Maybe don’t say it like “So, whose sperm was it?” when you’re holding the baby.

Is there a reason you want to know though?

Is there a reason you want to know though?

What a weird question. Child legitimacy and family lineage has followed us around for millennia fueling scandal and intrigue. I mean, this hypothetical child will be born a bastard. Taking an unnatural approach such as two men bringing in a child to the household is bound to cause tensions in a culture that has only recently begun insisting this is perfectly okay.

Lots of things have followed us around for just as long. Doesn’t mean asking about them is reasonable.

“Hey, is your daughter a virgin?”

“How do you feel about your foreskin?”

“But can you prove you were born a free man?”

Are we talking about the reasonableness of asking or reasonableness of wanting to know? Am I to write a full defense of curiosity per se? Are we going to pretend that these social dynamics were wholly arbitrary figments of a stupider, worldwide people?

how rude is it to ask

I figured we were talking about the gap between curiosity and need-to-know. I’m not going to begrudge anyone the former.

I mean, this hypothetical child will be born a bastard.

A troublesome prospect if the child wants to inherit his noble father’s land and title. But AFAIK the adoptive parents are what matters legally so if the gay couple is married, I don’t think it counts as a “child out of wedlock”.

Although does anybody care about this in any developed western country? My parents weren’t married and that’s the case for >50% of children where I live. Nobody will seriously use the word “bastard” in that way unless they’re a medieval history enthusiast.

Taking an unnatural approach such as two men bringing in a child to the household is bound to cause tensions in a culture that has only recently begun insisting this is perfectly okay.

I think we’re a bit past the point of worrying about what’s natural and what’s unnatural in our hyper connected post industrial society where we’re utterly reliant on thinking rocks. Homosexual penguin couples have adopted and raised chicks (although eventually divorced), so if anything gay adoption is more natural than antibiotics and social media.

I don't see it as being about capital L legitimacy or anything like that, more about how to engage in normal observations about stuff like how a kid takes after their parents. Nobody particularly cares whether a kid has one parent's nose or whatever (apart from their parents, obviously), but those aspects still represent and embody small L lineage and legitimacy.

With straight parents the natural assumption is that they are the biological parents and so there's no question to ask, and explicitly asking who the "real" parent is would be liable to start a fight. With a gay couple it's a natural assumption that at least one of them isn't the biological parent for obvious reasons, and as such it's natural to be curious which one is. But it's usually rude to ask, hence OP's question of just how rude it would be.

If you think this is weird did you know in Iceland, citizens use a dating app that lets them know if they’re related to the person they’re seeing, out of fears of incest? It’s due to the extreme homogeneity of the population, but there’s a twist to it. There was a study specifically on the Icelandic population that showed that the healthiest and most reproductively successful couples there are third and fourth cousins (which only share < 1% of the same genetic makeup).

One argument in support of that reproductive logic is it may reduce a woman's chance of having a miscarriage that’s caused by immunological incompatibility between a mother and her child. Some individuals have a Rhesus factor on the surface of their RBC’s during a second pregnancy and she and the fetus could have incompatible blood cells (which triggers the mother's immune system to treat the fetus as a foreign intruder, causing a miscarriage.).

Still though. The idea is gross. There are a lot of very attractive women in my extended family. I have a cousin in my family who’s a gorgeous girl and we’ve been tight ever since we were growing up, but she was adopted at birth. Even then the idea is disgusting to me.

I have a cousin in my family who’s a gorgeous girl and we’ve been tight ever since we were growing up, but she was adopted at birth. Even then the idea is disgusting to me.

I think being close since childhood is the factor here? That’s definitely how the disgust evolved, a fourth cousin you only met as an adult is not going to cause the same response as an adoptive sibling.

Pretty much. We knew she was adopted from a very early age and so did she. My extended family is massive and spread throughout the whole US, with concentrations in certain pockets of the country. So whenever there was some kind of get together, we’d all balkanize and split into camps, and we’d whisper and talk “who the people over there by the lake are,” or “who are the kids on the back patio?,” because we didn’t know who these other family members were.

A lot of times the older cousins and adults introduced us all to each other and we became very friendly and open. Large groups of us would run to my grandfather’s game room down the hall or we’d go down to the basement and we’d all play pool or football outside. One time though, one of my very distant cousins comes up to me and goes “Hey, who’s that girl over there?” (Referring to her.) I tell him who she was and he goes, “She may be family, but if I don’t know her, it don’t count right?”

a fourth cousin you only met as an adult is not going to cause the same response as an adoptive sibling.

I think you got carried away with the example here. I'm pretty sure even explicit anti-cousin-marriage laws/norms don't prohibit relations between fourth cousins.

A troublesome prospect if the child wants to inherit his noble father’s land and title.

Genuinely funny, haha.

Were you feigning confusion so that you could start talking about gay penguins? You do remember a time when homosexual couple were controversial…right? Are you 9 years old?

It’s perfectly intuitive why someone would be curious about another’s parents if it were obvious both biological ones weren’t around. To the extent it’s not intuitive to you, you’ve been trained to forget.

You do remember a time when homosexual couple were controversial…right? Are you 9 years old?

Actually that’s a very good point. I’m not 9 years old but I was around that age when gay marriage was legalised where I live, and I genuinely don’t remember gay couples being controversial unless someone was talking about the Middle East or the Bible Belt.

Are you a millennial or from a more conservative region? This definitely could be a generational divide thing.

Were you feigning confusion so that you could start talking about gay penguins?

The gay penguins came later, I was mostly trying to say that homosexuality and gay adoption is a lot more natural than all the man made horrors/wonders beyond our comprehension that we’ve invented. A good portion of the population literally wastes hours every day watching AI hallucinated videos in a borderline trance, and a surprisingly large minority has a sycophantic chatbot as their only friend and even lover.

Also the penguins were bi IIRC. Even penguins suffer from bi erasure, alas.

The thought was prompted by seeing public figures on Twitter who everyone here knows posting their new arrivals and being oddly consumed by the thought that I don't even know if it's their real child.

I figure that I ought to sort this out before I find myself in such a situation IRL.

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