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PaperclipPerfector  10mo ago (text post)   2741 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for June 16, 2023

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I hate it when my microwave beeps every minute after it's done cooking something. My old microwave had a menu/options button that allowed me to disable the beeps directly. Unfortunately, my new one lacked such a button, and the beeps drive me nuts, especially when I'm in the middle of something and can't get to the microwave in time to open the door to disable the beeps. I don't really know who made this a design standard--pretty sure life will go on if the interval between beeps is lengthened to 5 minutes rather than 1.

I googled my specific make and model, and the top result for the user manual was completely useless. I was ready to give up, but decided to click on a short 40s Youtube video claiming to have the answer, and it in fact did! You just press and hold 1 for 3s to disable button beeps, and press and hold 2 for 3s to disable the cooking-complete beeps. My sanity is restored.

Do reply and let me know if you hate them stupid beeps as much as I do, and if this trick worked on your machine! There must be dozens of us, right?!

I always called it AI, Artificial Impatience.

On the flip side, my new oven timer beeps once and then stops. Missed the beep? Too bad, hope you like fire.

Ugh, my air fryer beeps every two or three seconds for a solid half minute when it's done, and it's loud enough everyone in the neighbourhood surely knows my nuggets are done with the first beep. I am going to try to find a hack like this, that is excellent!

I have physically removed the piezo speakers from most appliances in my life. It's often not that hard.

Beeps were made even worse when I bought a humidifier that has polyphonic beeps just from the knowledge that there's another way. Instead of the flat monotonic beeep it chimes a piiing with the decay and everything, like a digitised rendition of flicking a china bowl. At least our washing machine has a volume setting, the microwave is brutal though and doesn't have a "2" button to try out your suggestion.

I'm just thankful I don't work in a hospital.

How...how do you operate it without a "2" button?

Is that the 2 button on a 0-9 keypad? This microwave doesn't have a keypad. IIRC it has +10s, +1m, +5m, maybe +1h, a button to cycle through power levels and a button to cycle through cooking modes (micro/combi/conv). And a start/stop button.

Presumably a dial

Holy shit, my in-laws have one with a brutal post-cook beep I haven't been able to eliminate. Going to try this next time I visit.

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