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Friday Fun Thread for January 23, 2026

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I watched the first episode of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms this week. Overall I thought it was very good, a real return to form for GoT content. And I was glad that it seems to have kept the more comedic, slice of life tone of the Dunc and Egg novelas, instead of being twisted into Game of Thrones season 11.

And then I got to the scenes for next week and realized they cast an ayylmao as the love interest. Every fucking time. Why do they have to do this?

I had to be sure. After downloading a hundred or so photos of ^^^Tanzyn Crawford^^^ and performing the necessary eye-distance calculations, I have no doubt that she is, in fact, an ayy. I’m sure shills will spring forth from the woodwork to nitpick that there is some human admixture, but I maintain a very firm one-drop rule when it comes to extraterrestrial DNA.

Why do they keep doing this? In the era of imminent presidential disclosure, alien-orchestrated European bank collapse, and 3i-Atlas menacing our solar shores, why must showrunners tastelessly cram ayylmaos into every single media property they can? Mad Max, The Northman, West Side Story, Snow White and now Game of Thrones. And of course, in all of these they insist on paring the ayy girl with the biggest, most strapping human boy they can, in the interest of propagandizing cross-species hybridization.

I am sick of it, but I will probably still tune into the next episode.

Serious question: is this "ayylmao" thing some new meme the kids are using to say "ugly black chick" without saying that?

(I'm not going to mod you for it, though if that's the gag, I'll ask you to speak plainly in the future.)

It is four chan style dissing of aliens and all alien lore, seeing it just as another psyop.

Serious question: is this "ayylmao" thing some new meme the kids are using to say "ugly black chick" without saying that?

No. The extra-terrestrials have planted hybrid infiltrators among every human race including European (Ella Purnell), Latina (Anya Taylor-Joy, Rachel Ziegler), and African (Halle Bailey). The key giveaway is the distance between the eyes. It would be a gravely dangerous mistake to think that you can spot them by ugliness. These hybrids are intentionally designed to be alluring, in order to aid in infiltration, to normalize the presence of the alien menace in Human society, and probably to advance a devious scheme of human gene theft.

probably to advance a devious scheme of human gene theft

I assume this is conducted by organic means to minimize suspicions?

Of course. It’s the only way to keep the vast alien conspiracy secret.

It's a completely race-neutral joke about people whose eyes are too far apart. See this comment.

It certainly didn't read that way.

Maybe for a person who hasn't been seeing exactly the same joke leveled against Anya Taylor-Joy for many years.

It's 2026

Not ethnic-ambiguity maxxing

Not maximizing the number of people who look at you and think you're vaguely familiar

Not aiming to be a potential casting choice in just about any visual media (points if it's a BBC production about the Middle Ages or Regency Britain)

NGMI

Bro what the heck are you talking about?

It's a joke about how Tanzyn Crawford looks like an alien (ayy lmao). I've seen lots of similar jokes about Anya Taylor-Joy.

Thank you. I knew the ayy=alien reference, but that just made me more confused because aliens aren't real and all that.

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