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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Iran posts with more Epstein posts.

Melania Trump says rumors linking her to Epstein need to stop

I never been friends with Epstein. Donald and I were invited to the same parties as Epstein from time to time since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City and Palm Beach. To be clear, I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice Maxwell. My email reply to Maxwell cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence. My polite reply to her email doesn't amount to anything more than a trial [?] note. I am not Epstein's victim. Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump. I met my husband by chance at a New York City party in 1998. This initial encounter with my husband is documented in a detail in my book Melania. The first time I crossed paths with Epstein was in the year 2000 at an event Donald and I attended together.

For reference: This document, a proffer by one of Epstein's assistants, claims that Epstein introduced Melania to Donald; the assistant also worked for Paolo Zampolli, the man who hosted the party at which Trump and Melania met. Another piece of correspondence by a redacted author to Epstein claims that "I remember flying back with Donald on his plane the first weekend I went to visit you in Florida was the weekend he met Melania and he kept on coming out of the bedroom saying 'wow what a hot piece of ass'". So at the least, her claim that "My name has never appeared in court documents, depositions, victim statements, or FBI interviews surrounding the Epstein matter" is incorrect.

Michael Wolff, who become a sort of Epstein confidant while researching Trump, said Epstein claimed that the first time Trump and Melania banged was on the infamous Lolita Express.

This appears to be the referenced correspondence with Maxwell. Seems a little bit friendlier than "casual".

It's possible that some information, real or dis, has been accessed by Iranian linked or sympathetic hackers and will be released soon.

But more likely this is just a confusing and weird thing by a confusing and weird woman who is vastly out of her depth in a confusing and weird administration.

This appears to be the referenced correspondence with Maxwell. Seems a little bit friendlier than "casual".

Dear GI How are you? Nice story about JE in NY mag. You look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time! Love, Melania

Exactly the zero substance you write to someone you don't care about.

Socialite women occupy their own realm of polite communique to people they don't care if live or die.

There are so many legitimate reasons why the Orange Man is Bad that it's a bit depressing that so many people feel the need to make up fake reasons too. Like, the corruption, incompetence, and blatant buffoonery aren't enough? We have to pretend Trump is a pedophile too?

I've always enjoyed hanging out in TheMotte, but the Epstein discourse is probably the best case example as to why this space matters. Epstein skepticism carries high social risks literally anywhere else.

The only thing I find mildly interesting about this whole meta crime drama is the selectively applied generosity reserved for individuals named in the "files" if they sit on the correct ideological shelf. How do you still stan for Trump, Clinton or Noam Chomsky if you actually believe they sinisterly engaged in (or at least overlooked) child rape and cannibalism? Maybe you are just genuinely disillusioned and don't want to believe your favourite leaders and intellectuals are evil but, if not child sex trafficking, what will get you to rescind your support for them?

In the spirit of "nothing ever happens", a mass societal shakeup by the world's most armed civilian underclass to punish their evil elites remains a meme.

Instead, it will be always the proles who ultimately pay for their sovereign's crimes. Now also factor in 2 decades of moral panic over video games, UK's online age verification laws, payment processors pressuring steam to delist certain games, Nexus mods removing ANY mod that touches child NPCs (completely non-sexual), Netflix's "Adolescence" driven "manosphere" hysteria, we might be looking at the most draconian assaults on ordinary people's civil liberties and digital lives since the Patriot Act.

This will be the real travesty of Epsteingate IMO.

This will be the real travesty of Epsteingate IMO.

Evil women gonna evil woman, what else is new?

we might be looking at the most draconian assaults on ordinary people's civil liberties and digital lives since the Patriot Act.

This is also just the natural result of Gen X aging into the Moral Majority position. They're not digital natives, which is part of why their approach is largely Boomer 2.0. Remember that a good chunk of them came of age in the peak Pedophile Panic years, so this being one of Their Issues should probably be expected.

Liberals can likely beat them, just like the Boomers were beaten last time (and 1A code-is-speech + most Internet business located in the US + current administration unfriendly to blatant foreign attempts to assert extraterritorial sovereignty helps with this), but the technological conditions may not be as favorable this time around for the freedom side due to (among other things) long-established better alternatives and an increased amount of centralization, especially considering what apps are permitted to run on which devices. And trivial inconveniences aren't.

Maybe you are just genuinely disillusioned and don't want to believe your favourite leaders and intellectuals are evil but, if not child sex trafficking, what will get you to rescind your support for them?

I can accept this form of "abuse" more than the kind of abuse evil women administer, with polite society's permission, daily. At least we can harden targets against this, but nobody would dare cross a teacher transing their kid, let alone give them the Adolescence treatment that behavior actually deserves. (Not that that series was anything other than woman-approved child pornography anyway.)

If you rescind state backing, I suspect thé teachers transing kids will find themselves having a rough go.

Not as much as you think, because transing kids is just a logical extension of what the state's actually backing, that being feminism (or to be more precise, gynosupremacy).

In fact, I'd go so far to say that 'gynosupremacy with self-identification' is technically better than the alternative for those who suffer under it, though whether the people most likely to take that opportunity deserve to benefit is another question (I think the typical term for that is "poor sportsmanship").

Telling them to pull back on the corruption there isn't going to solve the underlying cause, but it would be enough for progressive-driving-the-speed-limit-style conservatives.

This is also just the natural result of Gen X aging into the Moral Majority position. They're not digital natives

LOL. The internet was not, in fact, invented just in time for the millennials. And digital networks existed before the Internet was generally available.

The internet was not, in fact, invented just in time for the millennials

Oh no, of course not. Gen X is 45-60 now; millennials are 30-45. The Internet graduated from being the domain of the specialist to general usefulness in the late '90s, so "just in time for" is still broadly accurate. At that point, Gen X was half past 35, so per Douglas Adams the Internet is still against the natural order of things for a lot of them, where for Gen Y it is not.

The Greater Eternal September came about coincident with the advent of the mobile VT-100, most commonly known as the "iPhone", but that's more a Gen Z thing. (Gen Alpha's major technological advancement is AI; they have the most to lose from Gen X caprice, as they're actively in its crosshairs.)

Actually, a good chunk of millennials aren't digital natives either, but in 30 years most of what Gen X is about to impose will likely start to lose significant ground. Most of the younger generations know "but teh pedos" is a Gen X thing anyway (outside of the conservatives among them that just copy whatever Gen X does, much like how millennials did with Boomer thought [particularly 2nd wave feminism]), or are at least in a better position to see it as bullshit as they grow up.

Oh no, of course not. Gen X is 45-60 now; millennials are 30-45. The Internet graduated from being the domain of the specialist to general usefulness in the late '90s, so "just in time for" is still broadly accurate. At that point, Gen X was half past 35

The midpoint of generation X didn't reach 35 until 2007.

The Internet graduated from being the domain of the specialist to general usefulness in the late '90s, so "just in time for" is still broadly accurate.

The first commercial ISP was 1989. The original Eternal September was September 1993. And services such as AOL, Genie, Compu$erve, Fidonet, and standalone dialup BBSs were older, some much older.

services such as AOL, Genie, Compu$erve, Fidonet, and standalone dialup BBSs

These still required specialist knowledge, and specialist equipment, to actually use (AOL did try their best though). The technology became refined enough for general use in the late '90s; graduation from dial-up to dedicated always-connected hardware helped with that especially in the pre-cellphone days.

Academia was a few years ahead of that in terms of having those kinds of networks ahead of time, of course.

These still required specialist knowledge, and specialist equipment, to actually use (AOL did try their best though).

Not really. My decidedly not computer specialist parents (they are farmers) figured it out just fine, as did most other families I knew at the time. The tech behind dialup Internet may not have been something they fully understood, but just using it was by no means specialist knowledge.

You're trying to convince a guy who drove a model T in his youth that he didn't grow up with cars because we've got Teslas now.

Two minutes hate. There’s a rather large demand for content calling Trump evil. And thus any thing that can be used to make Trump look bad is popular among people who need to consume such content and share such content to prove themselves loyal to the resistance even if the reason is something that is immaterial to any other issue they care about.

People don’t care, they want to gossip, they want a story. This ain’t some early stage republic replete with civic virtue. People have a narrative to stick to- either Trump as rightful king or Trump as evil emperor. One of the tropes of the latter has always been sexual impropriety- which in our society invariably means pedophilia(or ‘pedophilia’).

It's all so tiresome.

Let's split the three possibilities from maximalist to minimalist.

A) Trump is a serial predator who raped kids with his buddy (as documented in some of the more ridiculously lurid accusations)

B) Trump fooled around with some of Epstein's models who may have happened to be slightly under 18

C) Trump liked hanging out with Epstein because he knew people and was wealthy

The third seems to be the most likely. Trump wasn't happy about Epstein stealing his girls (Mar-a-Lago workers like Virginia). When the Palm Beach police chief arrested Epstein, Trump called thanking him because everyone knew Epstein liked em young. Trump is an adulterer and harasser of women (reminder that he has been successfully sued, in civil court, of sexual assault) but not an out and out pedo.

That said, his links with Epstein go beyond the mere appearance of impropriety, as do those of several of his advisors. And when the files get slow-walked and redacted, it increases suspicion. And when his wife who was barely mentioned in the files and barely discussed suddenly makes a big public announcement begging everyone to STOP TALKING about her and Epstein, well.

I'd like to go into a little more detail about C. C can be broken up into C1 and C2.

C1: Trump knew that Epstein was a pedophile and was unbothered by this fact.

C2: Trump may have suspected something, but wasn't sure.

With a crime as emotionally charged as pedophilia, there's a legal aspect and a moral aspect. People aren't just interested in whether he has legal culpability. This is something that both left and right would generally expect you to stop associating with that person.

There's a middle ground theory where everyone knew he was a pedophile but neither participated nor reported him. Or facilitated him in tiny ways that technically aren't illegal so long as they can plausibly claim "they looked like adults to me."

Maybe pedophilia or ephebophilia or whatever just wasn't seen as that serious back then. (My only reference for this is a House episode where the doctors all make comments on how hot the 15 year old patient is)

Remember that you're talking about the Groupie Generation here. They're '70s people. And House is kind of peak liberal (as in, not progressive) media anyway so it's natural that people who aren't tied into knots about the fact sex exists are going to treat hangups about that as a punchline.

The gynosupremacist "every female teenager who has sex was raped" angle ramped up later, in the '80s.

(reminder that he has been successfully sued, in civil court, of sexual assault)

This was long after he began his political career and is therefore subject to extreme political bias. The female accuser in that case could not even remember when exactly the alleged assault was supposed to have occurred, or apparently have told anyone at the time about it, but can definitely attest that Donald Trump came and ripped her bodice off dramatically in a public shopping mall randomly on a random given day without even knowing who she was. She also had a history of exaggerated claims of rape and of writing rape fantasies in public gossip columns, and none of this was allowed to be admitted into court. But yes Trump was found liable for calling her a liar.

There's possibility D) The Epstein saga is riddled with a plethora of falsehoods, and the actual story is much more banal than most people think.

Check this out.

Virginia is a very unreliable witness who had retracted 8 years of allegations against Alan Dershowitz. She was also accused of being a recruiter herself by Carolyn Andriano (one of the witnesses in Maxwell's trial). Ro Khanna told reporters not to ask questions or cross examine the "victim stories". But since no one from either camp gains to profit from "rehabilitating" Epstein, all the falsehoods associated with this saga are allowed to proliferate uncritically. Listen and believe. We have at least two witnesses from the Maxwell trial who, Judge Alison Nathan says, were NOT victims of illegal sexual activity, and yet received millions of dollars in compensation from the Epstein estate. And a slew of anonymous witnesses whose allegations don't appear to have been verified at all. Now we do have evidence that Epstein himself probably did have some historic engagements meeting illegal sexual activity criteria involving minors, and he wouldn't be the first or last rich socialite guilty of this. But there is no evidence that he hired minors to provide sexual services to any of his powerful friends.

What has happened is that Trump and his cronies kicked the hornet's nest for years about a predaphile elite cabal without considering second and third order consequences, in typical Trump fashion, and it came back to bite them in the arse. So now, we have an epistemologically bulletproof narrative:

  • American elites are a nasty cannibalistic pedo cabal rubbing hands in a dark room talking in anime-villain-speak contemplating world domination.

  • Epstein was a Mossad linked predaphile blackmail kingpin (allegedly puppeteering America towards Greater Israel) and the central unifying link exposing the world.

  • Any mention of sexual activity on Little Saint James island in the "Epstein Files" is evidence of minor sexual abuse. Absence of details means the real tapes have been scrubbed a long time ago. Exoneration means elite capture, silence is cover-up, and deviant Jews are overseeing the network.

Trump dragged everyone into his flames, but never calculated his own exit strategy.

Oh yeah. Certain corners of the Internet uncritically repeat the line that Trump is a paedophile, that he was out there on Jeff's island with Jeff raping 12 year olds (the origin seems to be the unreliable and unavailable Katie Johnson and her/their/whomever's allegations).

There was an FBI interview with a (clearly mentally unwell) male accuser in one of the batch of documents released, and all the comments were how horrible Orange Man was to rape this poor man back when he was only a boy. Now, it's always hard to tell tone on the Internet, so how much of this was genuine "I do believe he raped and drugged and the rest of it this guy along with Clarence Thomas and every other person accused here", how much was "I don't care if it's true or not, Orange Man Bad" and how much was "This story is so dumb you'd need to be a cretin to believe it, but the lulz are too good to pass up" I can't say. But there are preposterous claims floating around and depending on what side of the divide you are on, you uncritically accept that the Grues did this awful thing or the Bleens did that awful thing, because of course they did, they're awful terrible people and this is what awful terrible people do!

And when his wife who was barely mentioned in the files and barely discussed suddenly makes a big public announcement begging everyone to STOP TALKING about her and Epstein, well.

You honestly can't think of an innocuous reason a woman might want people to stop linking her name with Epstein? "Oh but she was barely mentioned at all!" and yet people are passing around these comments as though they were true.

Indeed, and just look at the plethora of "eating babies" stories floating around based on ridiculously blinkered interpretations of random email fragments. I've even met people irl who believe this! There is a peculiar historical continuity to these stories about elite depravity, as though those in positions of power aren't mundane social actors and actually talk in nasty euphemisms. This is a central theme of most conspiracy theories, a projection of popular imagination riddled with Hollywood tropes about ruthlessly efficient, hyper competent villains who can bring down entire city blocks with one phone call. I think most people cannot grapple with the relative mundanity of real life, which bears little resemblance to how actual human networks operate. Conspiracy theories covert a messy, contingent, uneven and random world into something legible, which is probably more psychologically satisfying.

I can't think of a reason why a grown woman from upper class circles (although that's always debated w.r.t. Trump) would think that begging people to stop talking about something embarrassing could ever work.

There's a lot of behavior that seems mysterious if "believing that it could ever work for accomplishing the ostensible and stated goals" were a prerequisite for engaging in it. Not just by women from upper class circles, but basically everyone in every context, even the most powerful and influential among us, like some politician or executive blaming others when they fail to get the votes or buyers. I think that people, by and large, don't care about the consequences of their actions and just follow their inner impulses in the moment.

You can go even more maximalist than A, it just makes left-wing critics of Trump uncomfortable because it shades into Satanic panic stuff.

Took the words out of my mouth. Like, literally, I probably typed almost those exact words back in mid-2016, before he got elected. It's been almost a full decade since, and I'm almost impressed at the resilience of people trying to keep doing this. But I guess fatigue is probably the strongest feeling I have at this point.

To be clear, the "pee tape" was not a supposed tape of Trump having a woman pee on him. It was a tape of Trump watching Russian prostitutes pee on a bed that Obama had slept in, to, like dishonour Obama or something. People took this extremely seriously, at the time. Nowadays, though, things have changed, media reporting is very trustworthy, and no nonsense that ludicrous would ever be printed again, I'm sure.

I am also extremely confident that Trump has never slept with a minor - according to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, the FDA prohibits the use of silicone breast implants in patients under the age of 22.

Not because Trump wouldn’t have sex with an escort in a Russian hotel room, but because wanting to be peed on is a weird fetish thing, and for the kind of person who whose idea of good sex is fucking his friends’ wives to get off on being ‘the man’, that is the fetish, the woman and what you do with or to her or what she does to you aren’t, except in the most perfunctory way to say that you did. Okay, I’m explaining this badly, but I mean that this is someone for whom sex is about what it means, about power, about who and whom. What simply isn’t important to that kind of thing.

While I agree with you that the pee tape stuff is almost certainly fake, I don't think your argument here actually does a good job dismissing it.

Five minutes on the right part of Deviant Art will show that many seemingly unrelated fetishes can all be enjoyed by the same person. Sure, most people gravitate to just one or two, but some "lucky" people seem to be interested in a wide variety of fetishes. Cucking other guys, and watersports can all be enjoyed by the same person.

The better argument is just that the "pee tape" was salacious nonsense from the Steele Dossier, and people have always loved salacious rumors about the rich and powerful, from Justinian and his wife, to Elagabalus, Nero or Caligula. Some of those rumors might have actually been true, but the fact that humanity seems to love such rumors so much they made it into the historical record should make us highly suspicious of whether they are true or false whenever we hear a new claim in that style.

The real argument against the pee tape is that we actually know where it came from - 4chan's /pol/ board. One of the more prominent Nevertrump conservatives, Rick Wilson, was relentlessly bullied over his son's memoirs which detailed his watersports fetish. Somebody on 4chan made up a bunch of salacious stories and sent them to Rick Wilson, because he wanted to see how desperate they were for dirt on Trump - and then he saw that information showing up in the dossier.

to be fair this is 4chan and twitter users so they could just be pursuing stolen valor. but the claim that 4chan users made the claim definitely checks out: https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/4chan-pranksters-we-trolled-cia-by-making-trump-golden-shower-story-1600501

Weren't most of those rumours probably true? Theodora really was a prostitute, Nero and Caligula's shenanigans probably actually happened, Elegabalus actually was something faggy and weird.

Roman political invective wasn't so much "is it true?" as it was "can we get people to talk about this accusation?"

It does make entertaining reading, which is why such stories have endured over the centuries. We all like gossip, and if it's salacious and titillating even better!

I chose Suetonius' Twelve Caesars (in English translation, natch) as a school prize, and everyone except the Latin teacher wanted to squee about how intellectual and committed to classical scholarship I was. He had recommended the book, and knew exactly what a tween boy was hoping to get out of it.

He had recommended the book, and knew exactly what a tween boy was hoping to get out of it.

You mean, of course, the likes of this 😁:

He rode a very remarkable horse, with feet almost like those of a man, the hoofs being divided in such a manner as to have some resemblance to toes. This horse he had bred himself, and the soothsayers having interpreted these circumstances into an omen that its owner would be master of the world, he brought him up with particular care, and broke him in himself, as the horse would suffer no one else to mount him. A statue of this horse was afterwards erected by Caesar’s order before the temple of Venus Genitrix.

Well, no. Everybody wants this kind of gossip:

The only stain upon his chastity was his having cohabited with Nicomedes; and that indeed stuck to him all the days of his life, and exposed him to much bitter raillery. I will not dwell upon those well-known verses of Calvus Licinius:

Whate’er Bithynia and her lord possess’d,
Her lord who Caesar in his lust caress’d.

I pass over the speeches of Dolabella, and Curio, the father, in which the former calls him “the queen’s rival, and the inner-side of the royal couch,” and the latter, “the brothel of Nicomedes, and the Bithynian stew.” I would likewise say nothing of the edicts of Bibulus, in which he proclaimed his colleague under the name of “the queen of Bithynia;” adding, that “he had formerly been in love with a king, but now coveted a kingdom.” At which time, as Marcus Brutus relates, one Octavius, a man of a crazy brain, and therefore the more free in his raillery, after he had in a crowded assembly saluted Pompey by the title of king, addressed Caesar by that of queen. Caius Memmius likewise upbraided him with serving the king at table, among the rest of his catamites, in the presence of a large company, in which were some merchants from Rome, the names of whom he mentions. But Cicero was not content with writing in some of his letters, that he was conducted by the royal attendants into the king’s bed-chamber, lay upon a bed of gold with a covering of purple, and that the youthful bloom of this scion of Venus had been tainted in Bithynia—but upon Caesar’s pleading the cause of Nysa, the daughter of Nicomedes before the senate, and recounting the king’s kindnesses to him, replied, “Pray tell us no more of that; for it is well known what he gave you, and you gave him.” To conclude, his soldiers in the Gallic triumph, amongst other verses, such as they jocularly sung on those occasions, following the general’s chariot, recited these, which since that time have become extremely common:

The Gauls to Caesar yield, Caesar to Nicomede,
Lo! Caesar triumphs for his glorious deed,
But Caesar’s conqueror gains no victor’s meed.

It is admitted by all that he was much addicted to women, as well as very expensive in his intrigues with them, and that he debauched many ladies of the highest quality; among whom were Posthumia, the wife of Servius Sulpicius; Lollia, the wife of Aulus Gabinius; Tertulla, the wife of Marcus Crassus; and Mucia, the wife of Cneius Pompey. For it is certain that the Curios, both father and son, and many others, made it a reproach to Pompey, “That to gratify his ambition, he married the daughter of a man, upon whose account he had divorced his wife, after having had three children by her; and whom he used, with a deep sigh, to call Aegisthus.” But the mistress he most loved, was Servilia, the mother of Marcus Brutus, for whom he purchased, in his first consulship after the commencement of their intrigue, a pearl which cost him six millions of sesterces; and in the civil war, besides other presents, assigned to her, for a trifling consideration, some valuable farms when they were exposed to public auction. Many persons expressing their surprise at the lowness of the price, Cicero wittily remarked, “To let you know the real value of the purchase, between ourselves, Tertia was deducted:” for Servilia was supposed to have prostituted her daughter Tertia to Caesar.

That he had intrigues likewise with married women in the provinces, appears from this distich, which was as much repeated in the Gallic Triumph as the former:—

Watch well your wives, ye cits, we bring a blade,
A bald-pate master of the wenching trade.
Thy gold was spent on many a Gallic w—-e;
Exhausted now, thou com’st to borrow more.

"I pass over", says he, relating the meat of the matter.

A man for every woman and a woman for every man, no less. Also one of many johnny foreigners the Brits sent packing, although not in the schoolboy history. (Sellars and Yateman in 1066 and All That say that British schoolboys remembered that Julius Caesar conquered Britain in 55BC. I remember being taught that Caesar's expedititions to Britain in 55BC and 54BC were failures and that Britain was conquered by Claudius in 43AD). Not to mention a world conqueror, possibly a God, and an author of remarkably clear Latin prose that makes his memoir good material for students.

Eh, Theodora was an actress, which was synonymous with "prostitute" back then, but:

For she had an especially quick and biting wit, and soon became a star feature of the show. There was no shame at all in her, and no one ever saw her embarrassed. She would provide shameful services without the slightest hesitation and was of such a sort that if someone slapped her or even punched her full in the face she would crack a joke about it and then burst out laughing.

This is from Procopius, who hated Justinian and Theodora. Does that not seem just a wee bit over the top?

It strikes me as much like Pliny's story of Messalina (Claudius's wife) having a fucking contest with the city's prostitutes (which she won, naturally).

The Romans definitely got up to some shit, but the hit jobs written by their political enemies should be taken with the same grain of salt as stories about Trump's pee tapes and Melania being introduced to him by Epstein.

She would provide shameful services without the slightest hesitation and was of such a sort that if someone slapped her or even punched her full in the face she would crack a joke about it and then burst out laughing.

Given this, is it any surprise then that she became the wife of a man who came up through the legions?

20th century US Marines marrying stripper who has a sense of humor. 4th century Roman Legionaries marrying the actress who can take a punch. You know The Office meme.

That is my favorite scene from I Claudius

The only way I can make sense of this is that the ceasefire negotiations are going so badly that Trump told Melania to put more Epstein stories in the headlines to distract the public

I would not expect them to go very well, likely Iran will end up with more rights and fewer sanctions than before the whole thing started. Iran was not the one who swerved. Trump set three (or so) deadlines (and chickened out of all of them), did a final bluff about destroying their civilization and then retreated to "actually that Iranian peace plan seems a good enough basis for talks, let's have a ceasefire".

The Iranian regime has proven that they can withstand getting bombed longer than the world can withstand the strait of Hormuz being closed.

That being said, Melania denying Epstein contacts is more of a distraction which lasts half a day. Even her coming out as trans or getting shot in an anti-ICE protest (both of which seem very unlikely) would not offer sufficient distraction from Iran.

"Put him to sleep. Load the Epstein FUD."

Or they are trying to get ahead of something that is about to break, and the timing with the ceasefire is not a coincidence- it's to put pressure on Trump.

That's the only explanation I can think of. I did a time-restricted search for "melania epstein" and the only story that came up was a Chicago Tribune piece about the email from January 30. This tells us three things:

  1. The email is not a new revelation
  2. There was very little coverage when it was first discovered
  3. There is no recent reporting Melania was responding to

If someone released potentially damaging information about me, and no one cared, I wouldn't call a press conference for the specific purpose of denying the allegations. Especially if I wasn't normally calling press conferences. In any event, it seems to have worked, somewhat, as the story was mentioned on a radio news program I heard on the way home and while I didn't hear the actual segment, that's one segment that won't be discussing Iran, which otherwise dominated the discussion.

First the war is to distract from Epstein, then Epstein is to distract from the war. We've come full circle.

You don't understand the strategy of a 4D chess grandmaster